me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer
(Source: tankaramo, via missoverdramatic)
google search: how to apologize for ignoring friend for two months
(via vethox)
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
(Source: llleighsmith, via vethox)
radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”
(via civilwhore)
(Source: xy0009, via dailyhangover)
(Source: stephanyazali, via subtle)
when u want something but the price just too much
(Source: cakejam, via civilwhore)
The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:
Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!
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